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Busted miss behaving at your bachelor party? Every possible precaution should be exercised to prevent this scenario as the resulting complications cannot be over-stated. Just like the title of this post says you need an alibi?
Sheer chaos! Your wedding at stake of failing before it starts and your future in serious doubt. Your bachelor party became a much wilder affair than your bride could have ever feared and somehow every detail down to the most incriminating became your indictment, something that even the coolest of guys couldn’t hope to manage.
Not only is this a problem that you must face, confronting this accusation with your future wife. It is worse, you will have to bare the shame at the wedding with family and friends, more precisely with your future in-laws - her father to be precise.
Let’s face it, there aren’t many wives out there that are happy about the bachelor party episode of their wedding events. The thought of the man that they love and are planning to spend the rest of their lives with being tempted by beautiful naked women is undoubtedly cause for wild imagination. In the case where there was nothing more than a teasing flirt and nothing more the groom will not escape potential animosity. In the event that the groom fell victim to carnal attraction and lust became lost in emotion. Overcome by sexual desire there could be serious fallout as very often the behavior of the guilty becomes fact rather than suspicion.
We are not suggesting that you be untruthful with your fiance concerning your bachelor party plans. However not divulging specific details of the parties desired escapades is surely recommended - something that common sense dictates. Suggested below are a few ideas for you to consider.
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A few things to consider.
You can have your bachelor party take place in a city other than where it will be announced. For instance - not revealing that your partying will be in Tijuana, Your imposturous event could be billed as a very non-salacious affair in Del Mar in North San Diego or Palm Springs as a golfing itinerary. You will need to create fake accommodations and orchestrate telephone numbers for a fictitious hotel etc. We can help you with this - please make note this is not unlike a CIA operation, therefore you will need to be very thorough. Read the old adage at the bottom of this post about some thoughtful mice.
If you are not comfortable being less than honest, however you are not confident that your secret will not get leaked by one of your fellow bachelor associates, you can engage a plan that is more or less a fail safe one. For instance your party is actually in Del Mar or Palm Springs and you are not deceiving your wife. Either before or after your party's itinerary golfing and experiencing the usual resort activities, you make a top secret camouflaged trip to Tijuana by yourself of with your trusted best man. This obviously minimizes your liabilities.
Regardless, if you do have your bachelor party with your friends and best man included from beginning to end, you should not indulge in sexual behavior with that becoming the knowledge of all. Ditch everyone and double back alone to get intimate with one of the dancers - strippers. Loose lips will always sink ships.
"The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry".
No matter how carefully a project is planned, something may still go wrong with it. The saying is adapted from a line in “To a Mouse,” by Robert Burns : “The best laid schemes o' mice an' men / Gang aft a-gley.”
If you are thinking about planning a bachelor party you will want to see what we can offer you in Tijuana Red Light District.
Our night club tour services start at $95 for a night party - 6 hours guide escorted, Our Bachelor Parties start at $365 for a two day and one over night party - 21 hours guide escorted, and $585 for a three day and two over night party - 45 hours guide escorted. Click here for further details
Additional services can be arranged including private hotel room visits by dancers and special VIP club shows. All of our programs include limousine transfers to and from the Mexican side of the border. We have coupons for free and discounted drinks, appetizers, lap dances and vouchers for free hotel rooms. Contact us to see how we can help you plan your bachelor party in Tijuana
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