A Funny Stripper Joke

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!

" Too late" he noticed a beautiful babe, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. 

"That's okay," the babe replied, "I'm a stripper, and I have a very similar problem, If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"