Wednesday, February 28, 2018

A Fantastic Lunar Striptease

This would be the greatest striptease ever since Salome danced the "Dance of Seven Veils" 31 A.D.

A Fantastic Striptease on the Moon *

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All you and your pals will have to worry about is having a great time. We will handle everything, however, we cannot provide the above-mentioned services on the moon. You can send us a message using our contact form.

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* We do not offer bachelor parties on the moon at this time.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

What Happens in Adelita Bar, Stays.......

I know what you're thinking, that's a Las Vegas slogan.

What happens in Adelita Bar,
stays in Adelita Bar

A Las Vegas cliche? It is true but that doesn't mean that this fancy catchphrase cannot be used in another instance. I can pretty much insure that what ever happens in Tijuana's Adelta Bar will never leave, that is unless you compromise yourself. Or, you have made a special choice for a mate - read on.

Now, regarding Las Vegas and the fancy advertisement, I have reservations on if that claim holds water. I have good reason to doubt that statement as I had met a guy who told me a real horror story about Las Vegas. He was there on business and had taken leisure with a stripper from the Pink Rhino Club in his hotel suite. He had no concern about his actions becoming the knowledge of anyone, especially his wife, that is until his wife showed up bursting in on this guy and the kinky blond stripper in a most compromising situation.

Divorce

How did this happen you may wonder? Well, his wife was no dummy and after soliciting several hotels searching for her mischievous husband she hit the jackpot. Explaining to the hotel staff that she was "Mrs. Scandal", she was given the key to the room and the rest is ugly history. Needless to stay his marriage ended in bitter divorce and he ended up suing the hotel and losing. This one did not stay in Vegas and actually ended up becoming quite a tale on the Vegas Strip, among lawyers, in court and the media.

This nightmare could never happen in Tijuana, let alone at Adelita. That is because Mexicans do not mess around. First of all, it is Tijuana and most women are not going to be very anxious to venture south of the border searching for their wayward mate. And, if any woman has such courage and feels brave enough to chase her unfaithful husband or boyfriend to Tijuana she would not get into Adelita Bar, certainly not into an Adelita La Coahuila Hotel room. However, if that woman is a Mexican woman then all bets are off on her heading to Tijuana's Adelita Bar to bust her mate. That is because nothing can stop a Latina woman.

Adelita Bar Never Cover Charge

Monday, February 26, 2018

The Super Hero Babes of Adelitas Bar Tijuana

Adelita Bar Comic-Con
Party Superhero Babe

You are probably thinking what is so super about the Adelita Bar babes of Tijuana? Think San Diego Comic-Con.

Well, if you have been to the Adelita Bar of Tijuana then you would not be questioning this.

However, even if you have been to the iconic strip club and bordello of Tijuana’s Red Light District and you and I are on the same page regarding the talented babes that are part of the club’s awesome entertainment you probably are not completely understanding why the title of this post describes them as super heroes.

The explanation is quite simple, the sexy Adelita babes are actually super heroes. That said, I will explain how and why I make this marvelous claim and I actually do mean Marvel-Ous! However, first another adjective that makes perfectly good sense that is the subject of another post that I am working on. Several years ago a guy I had met exclaimed that he happened to have a go at it with Maria an Adelita babe from Mexico City, he described as a “Rock Star” in bed. I knew exactly what he meant because Maria was rock star in bed, something that I was very much aware of.

Adelita Bar Super Girl

The Enchantress

So the superhero adjective is much like the rock star adjective except for one important fact. The ladies that work at Adelta are super! Adelita Bar publishes really hot calendars featuring the ladies that work there. In 2017 their calendar was fashioned and billed as the Super hero girls of Adelita. The very creative photography and very sensuous costumes were superhero themes that were very impressive. The six beautiful babes each represented by-monthly calendar pages with very realistic photo spreads that included their Latin Super Hero names like Fire Babe “Fuego Babe”, etc. Click here to see the complete 2017 Adelta Bar Super Hero Babes Calendar reproduced.

Marvel Comics Sexy Super Hero

So there, you have it and here is the proof in full color. This was not just some crazy idea or whim that gave cause to undertake such elaborate means in the creation of a very fancy calendar. I know exactly how this calendar concept came into fruition. Every summer in July the super hero world spotlight shines ever so bright on San Diego at the Comic Con Convention at the opulent San Diego Marriott Convention Center part of Embarcadero Waterfront bordering the historic and popular Gas Lamp Quarter of downtown San Diego.

It would be an understatement to say that well over 100,000 conventioneers and exhibitors that are part of the film and comic, and apparel industries that comprise the super hero and Sci-Fi genre. Just 17 miles to the south is Tijuana’s Zona Norte Red Light District, one of the greatest a wildest places of modern civilization for sex, drugs, and rock and roll which is no secret. Adelita Bar and other venues cater to these thrill seeking tourists who adventure south of the border after convention hours end.

This past summer several Adelita babes were dressed to the nines in super hero costume on the sidewalk in front of the club wooing passers-by to join in the Adelita Bar Comic-Con Party, with killer looks, smiles and of course those sparkly colored capes and skin tight uniforms of the super hero legion. Inside was, as you can imagine, out of this world, 'er I meant out of the Universe.

The photos do not deceive, therefore I rest my case, the Adelita’s superhero babes commanded the bold and brave Comic-Con Fans as if they were mere mortals. Weak as could be in the knees and I am a veteran in this place I was as spell bound as everyone else. On any other day or night the babes of Adelita Bar are breath taking. During Comic-Con Week they just take that exotic sex appeal to a super amazing level.

Marvel Comics Girls

"We'll see you in Adelita Bar, Zona Norte,Tijuana's Red Light District this Comic-Con".

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Valkyrie Marvel Comics Comics Girl

Adelita Bar of Tijuana, Comic-Con Party 2017

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Friday, February 23, 2018

Bored? Your Tijuana Adventure Awaits You

Try something really foreign. Tijuana is a fascinating destination that is not so far away and about as far away possible. You really have not lived until you have lived Tijuana.

Thalia - Amor A La Mexicana - Love to the Mexican

Lyrics in English and Spanish below

SPANISH LYRICS

"Amor A La Mexicana"

Compasión no quiero,

lástima no quiero,

quiero un amor duro que me pueda hacer vibrar.

Tu sabor yo quiero,

tu sudor yo quiero,

quiero tu locura que me haga delirar.

¡Pura caña! ¡Puro amor!

[Coro:]

¡Amor a la mexicana!

De cumbia, huapango y son,

caballo, bota y sombrero,

tequila, tabaco y ron.

¡Amor a la mexicana!

Caliente al ritmo del sol,

despacio, y luego me mata,

mi macho de corazón. [x2]

¡Amor a la mexicana! [x4]

Suavecito quiero,

bien rudo lo quiero,

quiero que me llegue hasta el fondo del corazón.

Lento yo lo quiero,

siempre más yo quiero,

quiero que me espante hasta perder la razón.

¡Pura caña! ¡Puro amor!

[Coro x2]

¡Amor a la mexicana!

¡Ay! quiero tu amor hasta el fondo del corazón.

¡Amor a la mexicana!

¡Ay! en tu locura quiero perder la razón.

¡Amor a la mexicana!

Suavecito, despacito, yo lo quiero.

¡Amor a la mexicana!

de cariño, de delirio, ¡yo me muero!

ENGLISH LYRICS

"Love the Mexican!"

Compassion I do not want,

I do not want to,

I want a hard love that can make me vibrate.

Your taste I want,

Your sweat I want,

I want your madness that makes me delirious.

Pure cane! Pure love!

[Chorus:]

Love the Mexican!

Of cumbia, huapango and son,

horse, boot and hat,

Tequila, tobacco and rum.

Love the Mexican!

Warm to the rhythm of the sun,

slowly, and then it kills me,

my male of heart. [x2]

Love the Mexican! [x4]

Suavecito I want,

I want it very rude,

I want it to reach me to the bottom of my heart.

Slow I want it,

I always want more,

I want you to scare me until I lose my mind.

Pure cane! Pure love!

[Chorus x2]

Love the Mexican!

Oh! I want your love to the bottom of the heart.

Love the Mexican!

Oh! in your madness I want to lose my mind.

Love the Mexican!

Suavecito, slowly, I want it.

Love the Mexican!

of love, of delirium, I'm dying!

A Funny Stripper Joke

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!

" Too late" he noticed a beautiful babe, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the babe replied, "I'm a stripper, and I have a very similar problem, If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"

Thursday, February 22, 2018

The Slang Term Hooker

I often wonder where the heck these fancy slang words come from. For instance, the word "hooker" has a very colorful origin indeed.

A nighttime hooker soliciting her clients

My Post from January 6, 2018, "Why I Don't Call Them Whores" applies to the term "hooker" also. Why I don't call them hookers? I have too much respect for them.

Less demeaning than the term "whore", the cartoonish-like slang word "hooker" is illustrious in that it is transcendent of historic significance, something that would hardly

Civil War Union
Army Major General
Joseph Hooker

seem fitting considering its present-day diction. On its face, the term would appear to bare its roots as in "hooking a customer" which is in part factual. However this modern day popular name for a prostitute has a greater significance than merely being a descriptive term relative to aggressive sales tactics.

During the Civil War President Abraham Lincoln had to replace Union Army Maj. Gen Joseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker before finding a General of his liking to lead the Union Army. General Hooker's rightful place historically has no significance as does General Ulysses S. Grant, however, he has a very unique place in military lore as the alleged namesake of a term "hooker" for women of ill repute. He allegedly allowed his troops to consort with prostitutes, hence the term “hooker.”

Soldiers of Army of the Potomac, in which Hooker served, cheerfully named the hordes of female Union Army Camp followers that employed their trade on the weary infantry, "Hooker's Legions."

Corlear’s Hook Lower
Manhattan East River
New York City

The popularity of the slang term became far and wide in the Union Army as General Hooker would often throw parties attended by “fallen doves,” as prostitutes were also known at the time. The term had a reaching attraction which was cause for a large red-light district in Washington becoming known as “Hooker’s Division.”

Although General Hooker takes the credit for the widespread acceptance of the slang word - Hooker, there is recognition of another historic use of this term. Many decades prior to the Civil War, a part of New York City's East River Wharfs on Manhattan's Lower East Side known as Corlear's Hook was an elaborate array of brothels.

Corlear's Hook East River Wharf - Lower Manhattan

Prostitutes would brazenly solicit sailors and other men in such a notorious manner that it became the lure of Hook's sex trade. Its reputation as a place for prostitution was such that the prostitutes that worked there were nicknamed "Hookers."

What is present-day Manhattan's South Street Seaport, the charming sightseeing attraction - about 200 years ago this section of Lower Manhattan was an area bustling with the sex trade.

The Brothels of Corlear's Hook

By the year 1836 eighty-seven brothels were open for business in the Hook. It was almost considered a legal endeavor to prostitute for sex which in fact was the conception of streetwalking prostitutes becoming practical celebrities.

The folklore tale known as the "Gangs of New York" - illustrated in the film of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio - originated in Corlear's Hook. These were the wild west days of the East. Just like the wild, wild west, gun fights without the grit, all-be-it - plenty of prostitutes - hookers just like the wild, wild, west only less grit and no horses.

Click to view the YouTube Movie Trailer, "The Gangs of New York"

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Oh Wolfie - Tex Avery's Classic Cartoon

Oh Wolfie, Red Hot Riding Hood by, Tex Avery

In 1943 Cartoonist Tex Avery created a trilogy of cartoons that centered around a sex crazed character called Wolfie. Wolfie is famous in the short, Red Hot Riding Hood, the first of the trilogy. Little Red Riding Hood is a gorgeous dancer/singer at a nightclub, and the Wolf falls madly in love with her and goes really nuts, to the point of making his cartoonish reactions famous. Wolfie’s outrageous response at the sight of the very sexy Red inspired many cartoons to this day, as well as the character from the Jim Carey movie The Mask.