Some Really Great Quotes About Sex

Some interesting quotes about sex by famous people

"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.” 
― Steve Martin

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” 
― Marilyn Monroe

“I remember the first time I had sex—I kept the receipt.” 
― Groucho Marx

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” 
― Billy Crystal

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
― Johnny Carson

“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, writer

“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”
― Alec Baldwin

“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
― Jimmy Dean

“Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”
― Hugh Hefner

“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”
― John Waters

“You can’t have rock ‘n’ roll without drugs. You can’t have rock ‘n’ roll without sex.”
― Rick James

“I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.”
― Dusty Springfield

“Simulation of sex is a real workout. We must have done a hundred takes. There was an oxygen tank at one point.”
― Emma Stone

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabour

“Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.”
― Jackie Kennedy

“This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n’ roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.”
― Jon Bon Jovi

“There’s no religion but sex and music.”
― Sting

“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.”
― Cary Grant

“I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love. I would say at 84 it helps. It’s God’s little helper.”
― Hugh Hefner

“My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
― Les Dawson

“I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.”
― Britney Spears

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple—love, sex, and food!”
― Meryl Streep

“If sex is off the table [on a date] and you’re, like, ‘Let’s try and get to know each other,’ I would recommend drinking, highly.”
― Anna Kendrick

“In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.”
― Nora Ephron

“If I don’t have sex every day, I get a headache.”
― JFK

“The best time of day for sex is anytime because it’s sex.”
― Cameron Diaz

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” 
― Woody Allen

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” 
― George Carlin

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere” 
― Helen Gurley Brown

“Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.” 
― Mary B. Morrison

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.” 

― Woody Allen

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” 
― Alessandra Torre

“Sex is an emotion in motion.” 
― Mae West

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” 
― Suze Orman

“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?” 
― Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." 
― Marilyn Monroe