The Postman Who Made Extra Special Deliveries

A very handsome and charming mailman achieved greatness by fathering over 1300 children.

A postman and the very lonely house wives

An extremely romantic mail man, maybe? Could be lonely house wives, possibly? How this postal carrier did this is a bit mind boggling, however when you consider he did a very cool Johnny Cash impression it makes sense.  

Still, this energetic postman was a very busy guy indeed when pondering the math in this matter.  If he worked at the Post Office for 20 years he put in 1040 weeks which equates to over one impregnated female every week, (exactly 1.25 successful sperm ejaculations).  That is a lot of fucking which lends an insight into how lonely house wives really are during the day, at least in Nashville, Tennessee.

This is such an almost unbelievable story that you could expect to be a debunked on-line. However, this tale is not one of rumor or fake news.   Private investigator Sid Roy explained, “It all started in 2001 when two different men that had nothing to do with each other hired me to find their biological father. I was astounded after further investigation to realize they both originated from the same person”.

The investigation of over 15 years has tested thousands of DNA samples and testimonies that ultimately proves that the retired mailman is the father to more than 1300 illegitimate children in the Nashville area.  “Contraception wasn’t very popular in those days“, the 87-year-old former postman told local reporters in his defense.

Johnny Cash

“I have nothing to be ashamed of. The 60s were the good old days and I did a great Johnny Cash impression which played out real good with the ladies. “Some even thought I was Johnny Cash for real,” he recalls laughingly. “I don’t know if they really believed it or if they were trying to convince themselves, but who was I to say no to a quickie?” he acknowledged.

Author Anthony Kendall has joined private investigator Sid Roy and will publish the results of the 15-year investigation next fall in an upcoming book, “Unraveling the Truth”.  Although DNA testing and testimonies point out to over 1,300 illegitimate children fathered by the retired postal worker, the astonished private investigator exclaimed, “I believe there could be much more”. 

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We are here to reproduce and perpetuate the species, to father children is the meaning of a successful life. Fathering over 1300 children is certainly a world record which argues convincingly the old U.S. Postal saying, “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”.