Please Visit Tijuana - But Don't Be An Ass

This guy takes the cake, easily. They say the customer is always right!  Not this time.

This weekend we had a client for a three day two night bachelor party. He and his brother were going to have a really great time in Tijuana's Red Light District.  I cannot tell you for sure if that was the case, and that is because this guy turned out to be a complete idiot.

As ashamed as I am to even admit this story actually happened I feel compelled to do so just so I can tell future clients how not to be an asshole. Did they have fun, maybe? (Probably).  I cannot say for sure because right after I gave them each a voucher for a free hotel room saving them each $80.00 I never saw them again. 

How this happened was a complete surprise to me, but I had bad feeling about this one so maybe I was not so caught off guard. You see the client was not happy because the promised limousine ride from the border did not happen.  That said I guess almost anyone would have some what of an equal dissatisfaction. However, after I explain how the limousine ride failed you will surely not be sympathetic towards this guy.

The client and his brother were over 2 hours late for their arrival on the Mexican side of the San Ysidro Tijuana Pedestrian Border Crossing.  I was early and I waited for them, what else could I do.  The client did not answer his telephone until about 2 hours past the time we were supposed to meet.  I explained that I was waiting for them with the limousine.  They said that they were about to enter Mexico as they were walking towards Mexican Customs and Immigration.  I waited by the exit along with the Mexican Military that guard the building;. With a description of what they were wearing I was certain that they could not be missed by me, however I did not see them.  

I called the client after waiting for about 10 minutes.  He said he and his brother were in the plaza where the taxis are waiting.  I ran to the plaza and I could not find them, so I called again.  I searched the plaza which was crowded with tourists and Mexican returning home from their jobs in the USA.  After becoming convinced that the client had not entered Mexico using the San Diego Trolley Border crossing but had entered Mexico using the new Ped West Border Crossing.  I had been very clear about with border crossing to use.  "When you see the McDonalds and the red San Diego Trolleys you are in the right place." .

I ran the distance to the Ped West Border Crossing and I found the client and his brother.  Trying to catch my breathe I explained that this was not the correct border crossing and there was no limousine service from here. I directed them to the taxis at which the client was not very pleased about.  On the way to La Coahuila, Tijuana's Red Light District the client expressed that he was very unhappy about me being late to meet them and that they were in a taxi rather than a limousine.  When we arrived at the Hong Kong Club Complex I explained that the first order of business was to check into Hotel Cascadas for their rooms.  

I introduced myself and the client and his brother to the hotel desk clerk at which time the client exclaimed "We are not with him."   Embarrassing as could be I was in disbelief and with absolute class I turned and walked away.  What I wanted to do was not such a polite manner.  That involved my fist and his jaw making contact.     

A Funny Strip Club Joke

Tijuana's Red Light District Is Open For Business

Are Tijuana 's Strip Clubs Open?  The Strip Clubs of Tijuana Are Open As Of March 8th

Tijuana's world famous strip club Adelita Bar 

The Hong Kong Gentleman's Club, The Adelita Bar, and The Chicago Club have reopened again sporting renovated lounges and most important hundreds of beautiful babes.  Whatever you have heard about Tijuana's night life it is true and then some, except it is not dangerous.  Some of the most beautiful ladies in the world are waiting for you in La Cohuila's whore houses.  For just $100 you can get intimate with the woman of your dreams.  

The lounges of the strip clubs of Tijuana have are the most sensational that you could imagine, offering state of the art night club interiors high-lighting table dances, jacuzzis, private lap danes, and intimate hotel rooms. 

 Hong Kong Gentlemans Club of Tijuana 

The beautiful ladies of Tijuana's Hong Kong Gentlemans Club

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The Covid-19 Virus Has Wrecked Havoc Again On Tijuana's Sex Trade

Tijuana's night clubs are closed again, but there is still wild partying to be had with beautiful babes.

Hotel Cascadas of the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club offers a substitute for the closed Hong Kong Club Strip Bar.  Ladies available for room visits, a mini bar and plenty of action.

La Coahuila, Tijuana's Red Light District is always teeming with action day and night 364 days a year.  However since the last day of March and as of December 8th there is considerably less carnal activity taking place thanks to the measures to slow down the spreading of the pandemic. In over its one hundred year reputation of being a wild place where everything and anything goes Tijuana is unimaginably almost tame. There is an overall toned down feeling as every establishment is shut down again thanks to the 2nd wave of Covid-19, by order of the Mexican Government.

Just because the Corona Virus has shut down Tijuana's sex trade don't think that there is no sexual adventures to be had in what is considered the greatest red light district in the world. No question it is not the thrilling venue that has famously become the attraction of gentlemen looking to escape the ordinary world.  There are somethings that cannot be completely arrested.  Not as glamorous as the ladies who work in the strip club - bordellos, there are still Paraditas (standing girls) on the side walks although not as many. 

Certainly by popular demand there is a solution to the stalemate of the 2nd lock down. Just as during the first Covid-19 shut down the clubs may be closed however at least three of the biggest and most popular strip club hotels have created a unique service that you won't find in other Tijuana hotels. Hotel Coahuila of Adelita Bar, Hotel Cascadas of the Hong Kong Club, and Hotel Jalos of the Chicago Club have ladies available for room visits, a bar and lounge of sorts and plenty of action that rivals what the clubs usually offer to some extent.

Hotel Cascadas - The Hong Kong Gentleman's Club of Tijuana

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Covid-19 Club Hours Have Changed

In late November all of the clubs in la Coahuila - Tijuana's Red Light District have changed their hours.  All of the clubs close at midnight due to political pressure concerning the 2nd wave of the fake plandemic.  Yes, there is a virus but this is not a pandemic.The virus is widely very contagious and regarding Tijuana the cases are greatly higher than the rest of Mexico attributed to the border at San Ysidro which is the busiest International border in the world. 

Many of the clubs are known for keeping extravagant hours practically never closing.  The Adelita Bar and the Chicago Club have special hotel partying with a bar and plenty of ladies as an after hours solution for club guests.  The Hong Kong Club which never closes, however now the lounge which is considered the most sensational in the world shuts its doors at 12 midnight.  Although the club closes, the partying does not stop, it continues in the Hong Kong Club Hotel Cardenas which is attached to the club.  This was a very unique solution when the full shut down that lasted over seven months with a mini bar on the 7th floor of the hotel with a DJ and plenty of affectionate ladies. 

Tijuana's Red Light District Is Open

On October 7th and 8th after almost 7 months of being closed the strip clubs of La Coahuila Tijuana are finally open just in time for celebrating Halloween in Tijuana.

The Hong Kong Gentleman's Club, Adelita Bar, and the Chicago Club have taken advantage of the down time to renovate the lounges.  So far there are not a lot of customers as the news about the re-openning of La Coahuila has not become apparent.  So if you have been missing your favorite Tijuana men's clubs you should head for the border and live and party like a champion again.

   

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Coronavirus Closes Tijuana's Sex Business - Red Light District

The Coronavirus shuts down Tijuana's sex business - Red Light District.  How long could this last?  On the 31st of March the government of Mexico declared an emergency further restricting the social behavior of the people of Mexico and anyone visiting until April 30. 

La Coahuila Tijuana's Red Light District Closed due the Coronavirus

These are difficult times indeed. On March 20th the USA and Mexico restricted the crossing of the border for non-essential reasons.  The evening before I had crossed the border for business and was extremely surprised at how few people were out.  All of the restaurants were closed except for take out service and as well many businesses were closed.  When I arrived on the Mexican side of the border I met with some of the Hong Kong Club Limousine drivers who informed me that the club was open however there was almost no one except lots of lonely ladies.  What a perfect time to visit the  Hong Kong Club of Tijuana, I thought to myself.

The next day the entire La Coahuila - Tijuana's Red Light District was closed along with almost every other business in Tijuana.  All of the clubs were closed and as well this affected the ladies that work as Paraditas, Tijuana Zona "De Tolerancia" street whores.

To follow is a message that I sent to a client who was planning a Tijuana bachelor party this June

I am flattered that you have consulted with me concerning your bachelor party plans for Tijuana.  I feel it important that I inform you that all of the clubs are currently closed due to the Coronavirus.

I will monitor the situation here and report the status of the measures that are underway.  I can assure you that the clubs in Tijuana have great influence and clout with the government here.  The clubs are losing serious revenue, of which a substantial amount finds its way into the pockets of the officials calling the shots.

Because the peak of the virus spreading is estimated to be by the end of April there is promise that it will be business as usual sooner than later.

If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact me.

Jeffrey Hunter
Tijuana Babes