Crashed TIE Fighter at Hong Kong Club Tijuana

Star Wars Storm Troopers crashed an Imperial TIE Fighter at the Hong Kong Club of Tijuana

Now it is very apparent that the Hong Kong Bar of Tijuana is not only the number one gentlemen's club in the world it is evidently quite popular in a galaxy far far away as well.

A really wild scene in Zona Norte, Tijuana's Red Light District unfolded recently.  Star Wars Storm Troopers Crashed an Imperial Tie Fighter at Hong Kong Gentleman's Club of Tijuana. 

Two Star Wars Storm Troopers were too anxious for an evening at the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club in Tijuana Mexico for a killer lap dance or possibly some intimate time in the Hotel Cascadas.  They made too fast of a decent and wrecked their TIE Fighter right in front of the Hong Kong Club of Tijuana. Apparently they were going to have their Imperial TIE Fighter valet parked but they clipped one of the palm trees which brought their fighter down hard completely destroying it.

Lord Vader will not be very happy as there is no time  for  visiting strip bars as the Rebel Alliance  is still quite elusive.   These two Imperial Clones are quite unaware of how the Tijuana Police deal with reckless tourists.  It won't be long before an entire squad of police trucks arrive on the scene to haul these two weary tourists off to the 20 ( the municipal jail in Tijuana ).

After 4 days they will be sent to the prison in La Mesa where they will stay until their fines are paid and as well the payment for damages that they caused to the palm tree at least.   That TIE Fighter will be sent to a tow yard which will be its last stop.  Even if Vader shows up to pay the fines, etc the battery and more will be stolen out of the fighter within one hour of its impound.  

Vader's knowledge of the Dark Side of the Force will be no match for Tijuana's Finest, the Municipal Police. Those guys invented the Force, The Dark Side and the other side as well.

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Hong Kong Gentleman's Club of Tijuana

 

These Two Beautiful Babes and more are waiting 
for you at the Hong Kong Bar of Tijuana

Hong Kong of Tijuana - Gentleman's Club is regarded as the number one gentlemen's club worldwide.

In 2002 I discovered Hong Kong a really great men's club in La Coahuila - Zona Norte in Tijuana that was in the alley or side street behind Coahuila Street. The alley was a very lively street that spans from Ave. Constitution to Ave. Ninos Heroes that was lined from one end to the other with bars and strip joints that offered an alternative to Adelita Bar and Chicago Bar, the two main men's clubs in Tijuana's red light district at the time.

A really hot lady at 
Hong Kong Gentleman's 
Club of Tijuana

Back in that day in the early years of the new millennium Hong Kong was a small club with a runway like dance stage running down the middle of the bar and four lap dance rooms with drapes serving as privacy doors. 

It was kind of a locals bar and usually I would be the only gringo in the place. There were plenty of hot babes and for the usual $60.00 anyone of the ladies were anxious to get intimate in the hotel next door. Back then, although Hong Kong was hardly a challenge for the Chicago Club and the Adelta Bar, the club was pushing the envelope with live lesbian sex on the bars and other very swanky girlesque shows.   

Hong Kong Club of Tijuana

I guess it was around 2005 that Fernando, one of the doormen that I had befriended informed me that there were plans to transform Hong Kong into the biggest men's club in Tijuana.  He wasn't kidding.

Their slogan is "Live Like a V.I.P." and they mean it. The club offers a V.I.P. Card that costs $50.00 for membership.  It will get you a Limousine pick up and drop off at the border, free secure parking, a personal waiter, your first drink fee on every visit, access to V.I.P. Rooms, 50% off on private dances, 20% off on your hotel room at Hotel Cascadas and 80% off on Monday and Tuesday.  The card also gets you access to one of 7 private Sky boxes that includes room for 8 guests.  Basically you get a $60.00 value free on your first visit and every visit afterwards using your VIP Gold Card.

A Beautiful Babe at Kong Kong Club Tijuana

At present Hong Kong has two limousines, a super stretch and a more modest limo that are stationed at the border providing a free ride to the club and as well offers rides back to the border.  If you take the limousine to the club you'll save the cab fare you'll arrive at Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club in style.  You'll also get free admission to the club, plus half-off your first lap dance and your first drink is on the house! You can call the club in advance to arrange to be met on the Mexican side of the border.  You will want to enter at the San Ysidro Border crossing, not the new Ped West Crossing.  

The hotel Cascadas has expanded to 10 stories with a completely new building. There is valet parking offered and the overall character of the club is like what I never realized in Las Vegas or anywhere else.  Even the signage

Hong Kong Club of Tijuana Exotic Dancer

rivals that of the Las Vegas Strip, and the inside of the bar is out of this world.   There are four bars serving a wide range of beer and alcohol in the club. Below you can see the drink menu.  

Hong Kong Club over does it with hundreds of very beautiful girls for your selection.  Full contact lap dances are $20.00 in a private room. Intimate time with one of the many babes costs $100.00 and the room is $10.00 - which buys you about 30 minutes.  There are frequent lesbian sex shows on the bars or on special dance stages that can be enjoyed without any cost.  The girls are extremely friendly and mostly wearing lingerie or are completely naked. 

The sound system is "state of the art" which suits the rock and roll music just fine. The The bar's hours are from 10 am until 6 am and on Friday Through Sunday the bar never closes until 6 am on Monday. There is a cover charge of $7.00 on Friday and Saturday nights which is unique to the Zona as no other club charges a cover. As testament to the fact that the cover is not a cause to keep patrons away - there is a line to enter the club on Friday and Saturday nights.

Hong Kong of Tijuana - Gentleman's Club

The club offers discount coupons that will get you free drinks, free lap dance and other benefits. Click here to view these offers. 

Read StripLV article The Girls of Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Hong Kong of Tijuana Official Web Site

Tijuana's number one Gentleman's Club - Hong Kong of Tijuana

Bar Drink Menu

Beer List
Tecate Tecate
Light Bohemia
Coors Light
XX Lager
Sol Cerveza
Heineken
Indio
Vodka
Borzoi
Absolut Blue
Tequila
Patron
Centenario
7 Leguas
Jimador
Hornitos
Cazadore
Tequila 1800
Herradura
Tres Generaciones
Don Julio Reposado
Don Julio Blanco
Don Julio 1942
Jose Cuervo Especial
Rum
Bacardi Solera
Bacardi Blanco
Bacardi Añejo
Liquor
Kahlua
Amaretto
Jagermeister

Cognac 
Hennessy VSOP
Hennessy XO
Martell VSOP
Martell Cordon Bleu
Remy Martin VSOP
Remy Martin XO
Brandys
Don Pedro
Presidente
Azteca De Oro
Torres 10
Whiskey
Buchanan's 18 Year
Buchanan's 12 Year
Buchanan's Red Seal
Johnnie Walker Black
Johnnie Walker Double Black
Johnnie Walker Blue Label
Jack Daniels
Chivas Regal
Chivas 21 Year
Champagne
Dom Perignon
Moet Chandon
Chambrulet Brut
Wine by the Bottle
Los Alamos
Sangre de Toro
Casillero del Diablo
Balbas
Los Nietos Emeve
Cetto