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Now it is very apparent that the Hong Kong Bar of Tijuana is not only the number one gentlemen's club in the world it is evidently quite popular in a galaxy far far away as well.
A really wild scene in Zona Norte, Tijuana's Red Light District unfolded recently. Star Wars Storm Troopers Crashed an Imperial Tie Fighter at Hong Kong Gentleman's Club of Tijuana.
Two Star Wars Storm Troopers were too anxious for an evening at the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club in Tijuana Mexico for a killer lap dance or possibly some intimate time in the Hotel Cascadas. They made too fast of a decent and wrecked their TIE Fighter right in front of the Hong Kong Club of Tijuana. Apparently they were going to have their Imperial TIE Fighter valet parked but they clipped one of the palm trees which brought their fighter down hard completely destroying it.
Lord Vader will not be very happy as there is no time for visiting strip bars as the Rebel Alliance is still quite elusive. These two Imperial Clones are quite unaware of how the Tijuana Police deal with reckless tourists. It won't be long before an entire squad of police trucks arrive on the scene to haul these two weary tourists off to the 20 ( the municipal jail in Tijuana ).
After 4 days they will be sent to the prison in La Mesa where they will stay until their fines are paid and as well the payment for damages that they caused to the palm tree at least. That TIE Fighter will be sent to a tow yard which will be its last stop. Even if Vader shows up to pay the fines, etc the battery and more will be stolen out of the fighter within one hour of its impound.
Vader's knowledge of the Dark Side of the Force will be no match for Tijuana's Finest, the Municipal Police. Those guys invented the Force, The Dark Side and the other side as well.
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